Denny's

A once sprawling, blissful emporium of consuming all three essential meals: Breakfast, Second Breakfast, Third Breakfast - a suggestion by local small Johnson. It's success was as short-lived as The Pod Pack's lore - it closed down in 1986 with the Chernobyl disaster in south-east Asia. The cause of the disaster was a rather slow day with few customers - employees were unable to keep the nuclear fusion fryers stable as they idled and grew more and more powerful. They were fearing the worst, they were entering regions of catastrophic never thought possible. First came the white flash, the shockwave followed, the oil seaped out and burned everyone with heat more potent than the surface of the sun. Nobody survived, all that could be done was wall off the city from the rest of the world.

The Leada of the Crackas of the Crackabarrel (Cracker Barrel) was slowly marinating in the years following, the combination of oil, grease and burnt remains fused to create the toughest cracka. To become the ultimate cracka, however, requires him to be covered in a fabled barbeque sauce lost to the sands of time.

At present, Rabbi Greggers is the caretaker of the Denny's - he is one of few able to withstand the raw god energy emanating from the building.